Chances are you've heard this

But your headphones mute your equilibrium

Hearing tests the mattress hit the mistress fooled

But nothing ever felt this good



Wake you up and shake you

But your motor skills still speak in slurs



Court jester don't kill the humor [x2]



Chances are you've cursed this

The volume of the speakers must be proud



Don't change your tune

A princess' work is never done

In the bed and breakfast beck and call



Wake you up and shake you

But your motor skills still speak in slurs



Court jester don't kill the humor [x2]

Eeyor chase your own [x2]

Court jester don't kill the humor [x2]



Brown shirt italian cut

Goose step and call our bluff

Will your ears ring the tetinitus chorus goes

Will the decibels work as bifocals

[x2]



Chances are you've heard this

Chances are you've curved this again

Don't change your tune

In hearing tests again



Court jester don't kill the humor [x3]

Eeyor chase your own [x2]

Court jester don't kill the humor



Brown shirt italian cut

Goose step and call our bluff

Will your ears ring the tetinitus chorus goes

Will the decibels work as bifocals

[x2]



Brown shirt italian cut

Goose step and call our bluff

[x2]



Chances are you've heard this

Chances are you've cursed this again