Vampire Weekend - Oxford Comma

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Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? 

I've seen those English dramas too, they're cruel 

So if there's any other way to spell out what it's found with me, with me 



Why would you speak to me that way 

Especially when I always said that I 

Haven't got the words for you 

All your diction, dripping with disdain 

Through the pain, I always tell the truth. 



Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? 

I climbed to Dharamsala too, I did. 

I met the highest Lama 

His accent sounded fine to me, to me 



Take your handbook, it's no trick 

Take the chapstick, put it on your lips 

Crack a smile, adjust my tie 

Know your boyfriend unlike other guys 



Why would you lie 'bout how much coal you have? 

Why would you lie 'bout somethin' dumb like that? 

Why would you lie 'bout anything at all? 

First the window, then it's to the wall 

Lil Jon, he always tells the truth 



Take your passport, it's not trick 

Take the chapstick, put it on your lips 

Crack a smile, adjust my tie 

Know your brother unlike other guys 



Why would you lie 'bout how much coal you have? 

Why would you lie 'bout somethin' dumb like that? 

Why would you lie 'bout anything at all? 

First the window, then it's to the wall 

Why would you take my conversations? 

Show your findings at the United Nations 

Lil Jon, he always tells the truth