Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace

I don't remember where

Friends try to make me stay or call me a cab home

I grab my keys and a beer



The cops they took my license away

But I got my car out of impound today

And I've been drunk since last Saturday

You'd better stay outta my way



I drink and drive

Feel so alive

I'll never take that dive

Feel so alive



I'm doin' ninety-five

I drink and drive

I feel so alive

I drink and drive



Early morning and the freeway's deserted

Like it's all mine

I'm trying to set a new driving speed record

But I can't drive a straight line



Flashing lights split the night

I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right

Now I've slammed my face into the back of a big-rig

At least you'll never catch me, you fucking pigs



Designate someone other than me

I'm so drunk I can hardly see

Another shot of jagger and I turn the key

I got so many places to be



When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe

They won't drive at night

'Cause we're down at the freeway it's such a fright

But I think I drive alright