I know a girl who thinks of ghosts

She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast

She don't use butter, she don't use cheese

She don't use jelly or any of these



She uses vaseline

Vaseline, vaseline



I know a guy who goes to shows

When he's at home and he blows his nose

He don't use tissues or his sleeve

He don't use napkins or any of these



He uses magazines

Magazines, magazines, magazines



I know a girl who reminds me of Cher

(Reminds me of Cher)

She's always changing the color of her hair

(She's always changing)

(The color of her hair)

She don't use nothing that you buy at the store

(She don't use nothing)

(That you buy at the store)

She likes her hair to be real orange

(She likes her hair to)

(Be real orange)



She uses tangerines

Tangerines, tangerines, tangerines

Tangerines, tangerines