You're pro-bably think-ing to your-self "Nin -ja Sex Par-ty, you're awe- some!" We kno-w But thank you a-ny-way You're ha -ving trou-ble de-ci-ding Which one of us to have sex with That's nat-ural But nice of you to say Well may -be I can help you o-ut Clear up all of your con-fus-ing doubts Do you want sex with a nin-ja Or sex with a guy like me The choice should be so ob-vi-o-us [Dan] And al-though he is mys-ter-i-ous [Brian] Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan And is Jew-ish One o-ther thing.. E-very-one in the band has an S-T-D Ex-cept for me By the pro-cess of e-lim-in-a-tion You can make de-ter-min-a-tions On who just that might be It's Bri-an Bri- an has an S-T-D