Toy Dolls 

 

  

 

   There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street

 

 

  I'd walk across the m.1.

  I'd trek through the Amazon

  I'd be a Spanish matador, now would be too risky for me

  I'd loop the loop in a jumbo

  I'd box with Frankie Bruno

   

  

  I could do anything, dance in a lions den

  But I'm never gonna walk up Elmwood street again

  

  [Chorus:]

  There's a slag, there's a trollop up Elmwood Street

  A man's not safe to walk up there alone

  A dirty bag, there's a trollop up Elmwood street

  There's a tart, bag, slut, slag, trollop, up Elmwood Street

  

  I'd fence with a sword that was blunt

  I'd hitch a lift from James hunt

  I could do anything....

  

  [Chorus]...

  [Guitar bit]....

  [Chorus]

  

  Say no more.