Stone Gods 

 

  

 

   Don't Drink The Water

 

 

  Bags in the hallway, taxi at the door

  Cat's with the neighbours, post is on the floor, OI

  Racing down to Gatwick, late for the gate

  A quick pint of lager and some duty free mates, OI

  

  A very nice man pointing out the exits

  A pretty young girl handing out the wotsits

  Saved like a f**ker for my summer holiday

  And I can't wait to get away

  

  Having a very nice time

  Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

  Basking in Spanish sunshine

  Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

  

  Adidas flip flops for during the day

  And a pair of khaki chinos to dance the night away

  Punched a lippy waiter straight on the chin

  We got to the club and they wouldn't let us in, OI

  

  Don't believe in sunscree, I'd rather go red

  I'm peeling bits of skin of the top of my head

   

  

  My standards are dropping it's nearly time to go home

  There's a doggy over there gonna give her a bone

  

  Having a very nice time

  Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

  Basking in Spanish sunshine

  Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

  

  Out here by the pool

  Ignoring the rules

  Surrounded by fools

  Out here by the pool

  

  Having a very nice time

  Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

  Basking in Spanish sunshine

  Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

  

  We won't come here again!