if i die and go to hell real soon 

it will appear to me as this room 

and for eternity i'd lay in bed 

in my boxers, half stoned 

with a pillow under my head 



i'd be chatting on the inter-web 

maggots prey upon the living dead 

i have no interest in the things she said 

on the phone, every day, 

i'll permanetly hit the hay. 



Hey 



i called her on the phone and she touched herself 

she touched herself, she touched herself 

i called her on the phone and she touched herself 

i laughed myself to sleep. 



at this rate, 

i'll be heading for electric chairs. 

i'm only human with my cross to bare 



when she described her underwear, 

i forgot all the rules 

my rabbi taught me in the old shul 



you're too young to be this empty girl 

ill prepare you for a sick dark world 

know that you will be my down fall 

but i call and i call and i call all 



i called her on the phone and she touched herself, 

she touched herself, she touched herself 

i called her on the phone and she touched herself, 

i laughed myself to sleep. 



i don't know what i want. 

i don't know what i want. 

i don't know what i want. 

i don't know what i want. 

i don't know what i want. 

i don't know what i want. 

i don't know what i want. 

i don't know what i want. 



i called her on the phone and she touched herself, 

she touched herself, she touched herself, 

i called her on the phone and she touched herself, 

i laughed myself to sleep. 



i called her on the phone and she touched herself, 

she touched herself, she touched herself. 

i called her on the phone and she touched herself, 

i laughed myself to sleep.