Life is not a spark in space

An episode of will and grace

Controversial yet mundane

Debra's messing with your brain



Even scientologists know there's more to all of this

Search the ruins for trapped doors

Wonder what you're put here for 

Simple as a hint of gas climbing nostrils as you pass

Making Harvard graduates feel childish when they laugh at it

Sour patch to acid tongue

Are you opposed to having fun?

You clench the world between your buns 



You could do better 

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world

Woah oh oh

(x2)



Your life is always the post of something else

Where is the present in the way that you present yourself?

And it's disgusting how little that you try

The existential equivalent of pink eye



Drink alone and watch TV, you're expecting harmonies

To tap your tune of silver spoons, anthem of impending doom

Guiding Satan's steady hand

Forcing beatles to disband

Its ego freaks and drama queens

The young at heart know what I mean 



You could do better 

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world

Woah

(x2)



You can do better, better than that

You're a fraud

Thank god you learned to keep your shirt on



You could do better 

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world





You'd burn so brightly

You'd burn so brightly in the dark

You'd burn so brightly

you'd burn so, you'd burn so..



You could do better 

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world

Woah oh oh

(x2)



You could do better, better than that

You're a fraud

Thank god you learned to keep your shirt on



You could do better 

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world

Woah oh oh

(x2)



We could do better

We could do better

We could be the greatest band in the world