First on the mic, MC Confusing



I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black

It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zach Braff takin' a nap

I attack motherfuckers wearin' purple backbacks

And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track

Yeah you're whack 'cause everybody understands what you say

But when I get on the mic I make milk outta clay

And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste

And I say "karate pencilcase" and put it on tape



Yo, I'm MC Insecure, what's up?

I really don't think that I'm good enough

to be rhyming on this track 'cause my lyrics suck

All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck

It took me 7 months to write the first part of my verse

And now I've got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt

(Ow! I think I sprained my ankle! You guys go ahead and finish the song without me)



Yo, MC Amnesia, up in this bitch

Woke up five days ago lying in a ditch

Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember shit

Apparently something happened that was traumatic

I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them

Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!

WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME?

(Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?)



Yo, I'm MC Public Urination, what what?

I'll take a fucking piss on the fucking sidewalk

Anytime anyplace I just whip out my cock

And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch

You other MCs can't handle this shit

You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public

You're running to a toilet every time you have to piss

Yo, fuck that shit, I just whip out my dick



Yo, MC Fatigue, yeah that's me.

Everytime I grab the mic I fuckin fall asleep

(snoring)



[MC Chorus Guy]

I'm the guy who sings the chorus

(It breaks up the song)

My part is kinda boring

(I wish that I could go home)

But they're paying me to sing the chorus

(And I really need the cash)

'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment

(Just moved back in with my dad)



Yo, I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is

Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss

She said "Let's go to yo place, I'll suck your dick"

I said "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic"



Yo I'm MC Gets Sidetracked Easily

My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini

You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies

Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity

Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen

Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny

But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun

You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson

Which is kinda weird knowing what he did after that

Wait, what was I saying? I think I got sidetracked



Yo, I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, and 3

I really liked those movies but the fourth disappointed me

Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci

Why did they have to make a fourth? They had a perfect trilogy



MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me

I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 and 3

Although I agree it is a groundbreaking trilogy

The fourth was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li



Yo, I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently

It usually happens when I'm walkin' down the street

Or when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass hoes

There we go! Thank God I brought a change of clothes



Yo, I'm the MC with the Final Verse

I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard

But motherfuckers I don't really have the time

So fuck that and cut back to the chorus guy



[MC Chorus Guy]

I'm still singing the chorus

(Thank God we're almost done)

I hate singing the chorus

(Such a boring fucking job)

I'm gonna take my forty bucks

(That's what they're paying me)

And I'm gonna go get really drunk

(Masturbate then go to sleep)