They call me Spunik Stan

I view the Earth from a garbage can

I'm in Earth's orbit

It's a junk yard, man

It's just a job



I'm the satellite junk man

They call me Sputnik Stan

Space-ways maintenance man

I see a satellite about to fade

Got to collect

Weigh it in, and get paid



My name's Stan

By the alien Federation

To collect all those junk

Floating around in space

So don't you go nicking it

Cause it's all mine