Jesus Christ will resurrect
He's got his BMI royalty to collect
He's not the white fragile hippie
He looks and acts more like an indignant Ice-T

Jesus Christ is coming back
He wants to kick Mel Gibson's ass
Superstar, the Passion of
He wants his money, not your love

He's been kickin' 2000 years
He's fixed a lot of sports and drank a million beers
Some ecstasy, a thin white line
He says designer drugs beat the hell out of wine

Jesus Christ on vacation
Spreading mass sacreligion
Sex and drugs, we abstain
He thinks Christians are insane

They don't know love
They know fear and moral hauteur
Scare tactics I never taught

If you're gonna look to me
Better get rose colored shades
'Cause what you see is what you get