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Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner)

The lyric is recorded like this: 



Fuck the front door fuck the back 

fuck the good girls with the knack 

fuck the guverment until they fuck 

you back fuck a muslim fuck a jew 

fuck fans of Blink 182 thats 

illegal if you born in 83 

fuck a bean cheese burrito fuck a bowl 

af cookie dough fuck the space 

between the big and neighbor toe 

fuck a cop fuck a marine fuck a 

jar of vaseline fuck a calzone with pepproni 

fuck a midget fuck a dwarf 

fuck Cris Cringle with an elf but 

before you fuck it all.... 

go fuck your self. 

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The lyric is written like this on the cover: 



Fuck the front door fuck the back 

fuck the good girls with the knack 

fuck the guverment until they fuck 

you back fuck a muslim fuck a jew 

fuck fans of Blink 182 thats 

illegal if you born before 83 

fuck a bean cheese burrito fuck a bowl 

af cookie dough fuck the space 

between the big and neighbor toe 

fuck a cop fuck a marine fuck a 

jar of vaseline fuck a calzone 

fuck a midget fuck a dwarf 

fuck Santa with an elf but 

before you fuck it all go fuck.