Germans Love To Insult me
The country condescends
We call it arrogance they call it making friends

Scottish don't speak a language
The British Love To gob
Japanese like to chase me down the streets of Nagoya

Canadians talk shit aboot me
Swede bands copy our sound
Everything in Italy is stuck or broken down

The Kiwis I can't remember
Russians turned us away
Australians are so fuckin cool I got no shit to say

Brazilian cops extort us
Russian officers deport us
Icelanders feed us horse and whale
Mexico gave the s***s to us
The French like Jerry Lewis

The Greek beat up the opening punk band
The Dutch are fuckin tall
But Americans win the prize of stupidest of them all

So lets all move to Australia, Sydney city of queers
All we need to bring is American drugs and German beers