All the small things
True care truth brings
I'll take one lift
Your ride best trip

Always I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting, commiserating

Say it ain't so, I will not go
turn the lights off, carry me home
Na na na...

Late night come home
Work sucks I know
She left me roses by the stairs
surprises let me know she cares

Say it ain't so, I will not go
turn the lights off, carry me home
Na na na...

Say it ain't so, I will not go
turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
the night will go on, my little windmill
Say it ain't so, I will not go
turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
the night will go on, the night will go on, my little windmill

Hi we're back just like I said we'd be back
You can leave now and beat the traffic
Or beat your meat
Or you can stick around and beat your meat I like that
I think I'm going to say that every night from now on
You can leave and beat the traffic or you can stick around and beat your meat
I have a few words to say about beating your meat
Just I just heard you guys talking about masturbation I thought I'd show up and I don't know
I know I'm not wanted here so I'm going to take off see you guys later

As my present to you people we're going to stop talking now and play a song
Surprise