I pulled the ex last night

And it felt weird to feel her up again

Knickers down and bra cast

As if the past had not passed



And she bought the drinks all night

That's okay, now she's got a job

Her generosity, my curse

She even let me keep her purse



But I couldn't get it up

Too much to drink, too much to say

She picked her clothes up off the floor

And promptly headed for the door



I was just trying to use my favorite muse

I don't think I could ever want her back

I'm just making sure

She's still capable of being slack



And she's got trouble with her boyfriend now

I always said he was a prick

I told her from the very start

When she almost broke my heart



And my room's a mess this morning

She left her fag ends floating in a glass

I didn't try and make her stay

I doubt she would have anyway



I was just trying to use my favorite muse

It's nice to see she's still slack

I could never want her back