Buy yourself some drums 

And a guitar too 

Turn on the mic 

We're jammin' dude! 

Steady as she goes 

It's an easy beat 

Let's record this stuff 

So what if it's s...? 

Don't look back 

Watcha doin' man 

Don't you know that tuning 

Guitars isn't in? 

Fire it up 

Let's play on ten 

We'll play in the basemant 

Where the bass is beter, man. 

Play that riff, is it e or a 

Gimme a break, no one knows anyway 

We'll make a demo and sell the whole lot 

Nobody wants to buy it? 

Oh, f..., why not?!