When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered 

And I knew it was love, true love 

All the things you said and did to your mom 

I knew you were the only one, the only one for me 



[Pre-Chorus] 

Go and call the priest so he can exorcize me 

Be my ghoul tonight... 



[Chorus] 

Regan it was love at first fright, first fright 

Love at first fright, first fright 

Regan it was love at first fright, first fright 

Love at first fright, first fright 



I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me 

Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green, 

So beautifully 

Across your stomach it said "help me" 

I gotta know will you marry me 

Captain Howdy 



[Pre-Chorus] 

[Chorus] 



[Pre-Chorus] 

[Chorus] 



When I saw you piss on the rug, 

My heart fluttered 

And I knew it was love, true love 

And on your stomach it says "help me" 

I gotta know will you marry me, Captain Howdy