I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen

And knock her upper during supper

Clutter up her butter gutter

Said a hostess Ding Dong wrapped an egg roll around my wong

While Dolly Madison proceeded to ping my pong



Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches

And I'll tell you, Baby Ruth, it looks mighty delicious

Keep blowing my gum, 'cause here I come

I'm gonna get you all sticky with the Bubble Yum, yeah



Knick knack paddywhack

And give your dog a bone, baby

Knick knack paddywhack

And give your dog a bone, baby



I was givin' some head to some French bread

Was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed

French kissin' French fries in my Froot of the Looms

I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon



I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass

Stick my weenie in two buns and then give it the gas

Sour cream from a spleen into Levi jeans

I'm gonna bust the seams with the refried beans



Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled

With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget

Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose

Gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice



Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop

Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin

Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze

From the skeez disease, woo



Knick knack paddywhack

And give your dog a bone, baby

Knick knack paddywhack

And give your dog a bone, baby



Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy

Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown and runny

Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave

Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast



Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact

Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back

Bananarama or ramabanana

Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copacabana



Uh!

Uh!

Uh!



Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my



Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh



You gotta siphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn

Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born

Cookin' like a beginner but I'm goin' up in her

I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner



Chef Boyardee and the Three Musketeers

Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers

"Holy moly, Guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy!

Gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury Doughboy



Knick knack paddywhack

And give your dog a bone, baby

Knick knack paddywhack

And give your dog a boner, baby



We came to potty

We came to potty down your throat

We came to potty

We came to potty down your throat

We came to potty

We came to potty down your throat

We came to potty 

We came to potty down your throat



We came to potty

We came to potty down your throat

We came to potty

We came to potty down your throat