Wouldn't ever gag you with a spoon, my only true love

Never really heard you speak that way, it's unworthy of 

Funny how that little college girl called language corrupt

Funny how the other private schools had no Hapa Club



Someone took a trip before you came to ski in the Alps

Your father moved across the country just to sunburn his scalp

Contra Costa, Contra Mundum, contradict what I say

Living at the French Connection, but we'll die in LA



Blasted from a disconnected light switch

Through the condo that they'll never finish

Bounced across a Saudi satellite dish

And through your brain to California English



No one sits inside a freezing flat and stays there 'til May

Leafing through a stack of A-Zs to surf the UK

Waiting with the wind against your face and gel in your hair

Shivering in little undershirts, you don't seem to care



Blasted from a disconnected light switch

Through the condo that they'll never finish

Bounced across a Saudi satellite dish

And through your brain to California English



Sweet carob rice cake, she don't care how the sweets taste

Fake Philly cheese steak, but you use real toothpaste

'Cause if that Tom's don't work, if it just makes you worse

Would you loose all of you faith in the good earth?



And if it's all a curse and we're just getting worse

Baby, please don't lose your faith in the Good earth



Blasted from a disconnected light switch

Through the condo that they'll never finish

Bounced across a Saudi satellite dish

And through your brain to California English