Jerry was a racecar driver, 

And he drove so god-damn fast.

He never did win no checkered flag,

Jerry was a racecar driver,

He'd say "el solo number one."

With a Bocephus sticker on his 442

He'd lighten up just for fun.

Captain Pierce was a fireman.

Richmond engine number three,

I'd be a wealthy man 

When I get a dime for all the things that man

Had taught to me.

Captain Pierce was a strong man.

Strong as any man alive.

He got stuck in his crawl that they 

Made him retire at the age of 65.

Jerry was a racecar driver.

22 years old.

Had one to many cold beers one night,

Wrapped himself around a telephone pole.