Oh I can still remember

Jenny Hernando

She was my little lovely one

When I was seventeen.

I remember the day that she

Gave me her virginity

And then she gave it to everyone

In our vicinity.



Oh I can still remember

Julie Tolentino

The dancing Filipino

We used to run around.

Her and Flouncin' Freddy

Were going hot and steady.

Now she runs a dyke bar,

The biggest one in town.



I can still remember my

Old friend Todd Squelati

I watching him snort a

Milkshake right up his nose.

He slurped it up the left side.

Blew it out the right side.

How he ever kept it down,

I will never know.



Of course I still remember

Ol Flouncin' Freddy

We were pumping gas

Down at El Sobrante Shell

His Mustang was his pride and joy

He liked to dance the cowboy,

Hanging out at Jack In the Box

But eat at Taco Bell.