I'm on the wagon now

But she doesn't know

I'm getting high on the down low

Cuz when I got the new thing

I got no place to go

Unless I got a bottle in me



I'm in a Cadillac

I'm starting to stare

Who's the guy with the blood in his hair

The last thing I remember

I was going somewhere

And then the stop sign got in the way



[cough]



I'm laying low in a hospital bed

I got a dent, and a crack in the head

That's okay cuz i've got no idea what I just said

Gotta love the hospital meds



I'm getting high on the D.L.