Despair to the point till they provoke 

　　The punchline before they have told the joke 

　　The sheer desperation to be scene/seen 

　　Staring at the television screen 

　　 

　　Despair to the point where they provoke 

　　You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke 

　　Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist 

　　It wasn't in the top 100 list 

　　 

　　电视上令人绝望的冷笑话还没有开讲 

　　你就开始期待有个人跳出来把结局踢爆 

　　所谓阳光更是件根本不存在的破事 

　　前一百名它都排不上号呢 

　　 

　　And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, 

　　Don't be surprised when you get bent over, 

　　He told ya, that you were gagging for it 

　　 

　　告诉过你一千遍了 还要我怎么说你才能明白呢?? 

　　是你的冒冒失失造成了你现在的窘境 

　　当时怎么不管好你的嘴巴啊 现在补救已经迟了 



　　She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed 

　　The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means 

　　Another variation on a theme 

　　A tangle on the television and the magazine 

　　D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? 

　　D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath? 

　　That says "we are defenders 

　　Of any poseur or professional pretender around" 

　　 

　　不管看到了什么她都毫不犹豫的照单全收 

　　小孩子都梦想着成为明星 也不想想那意味着什么 

　　电视杂志上的三角关系混淆了视听 

　　你是不是觉得他们只是玩玩而已啊?? 

　　你是不是指望他们全都忠心耿耿啊?? 

　　"我们就此起誓 将誓死保卫所有的职业冒牌货 

　　和装腔作势的混蛋们"??!! 







　　When did your list replace the twist and turn?

　　Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern 

　　And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers 

　　Save it for the morning after 

　　 

　　从什么时候开始你的拐弯抹角被直来直往通通取代了?? 

　　现在你又觉得只有强权才能主导形势了?? 

　　浪漫哪去了?? 矜持哪去了?? 

　　如果你觉得我在你旁边嚼舌头挺烦的 

　　那么好吧 我也不想要你的祈祷了 

　　明天早上再见喽 还说不准需要祈祷的是谁呢 

　　 

　　Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker 

　　Not quick enough can I have it quicker? 

　　Already thick and you're getting thicker 

　　Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker 

　　Not quick enough can I have it quicker? 

　　Already thick and you're getting thicker 

　　 

　　我们来玩抓小熊的游戏吧 

　　但是我总觉得那个爪子不够快啊 

　　得到了很多却总还想要更多 



　　 

　　Asuming that all things are equal, 

　　Who'd want to be men of the people 

　　When there's people like you? 

　　 

　　假设说所有的一切都是平等的 

　　要是还有你这样的人存在的话 

　　那还有谁会想跟人民打成一片啊