Ah, ah

Is it true

What they say of you?



Gonna call the President

Gonna call a Private Eye

Gonna get the IRS

Gonna need the FBI

There's not anymore 

That I can do



All the reasons that you gave

I'd follow you

To where you'd lead 

And if that'd be 

The end of time, it's true



Wouldn't be the first time I been wrong

Wouldn't be the last 

I'm sure, I've known

With all the rumors I can tell

Some things didn't work so well

Well anyway, it feels the same



As when you first told me you were gone

So long ago but I still held on

Through all the motions, the love and the sex

And that's the truth, and here's the worst yet

Would it even matter the things that I'd say

You made your mind up and gone anyway

And there's no use now in draggin' it on

Shoulda seen it coming all along



Well it's true

I had

My doubts of you



Gonna call the President

Gonna call myself a Private Eye

Gonna need the IRS

Gonna get the FBI

Gonna make this a federal case

Gonna wave it right down in your face

Read it baby with your morning news

With a sweet hangover and the headlines too



I bet you think I'm doin' this all for my health

I shoulda looked again then at somebody else

Feelin' like I've done way more than wrong

Feelin' like I'm livin' inside of this song

Feelin' like I'm just too tired to care

Feelin' like I've done more than my share

Could it be the way I've carried on

Like a broken record for so long

And I do

Ooh, ooh



Gonna call the President

Gonna call a Private Eye

Gonna get the IRS

Gonna get myself the FBI



Oooh, what shall I do

If I… 

Gave my heart to you?

It's such a crime 

You know it's true



Gonna call the President

Gonna get myself a Private Eye

Gonna need the IRS

Gonna get the FBI

Gonna make this a federal case

Gonna wave it right down in your face

Read it baby with your morning news

With a sweet hangover and the headlines too



There's not anymore

That I can do