In yellow shoes I get the blues

Though I walk the streets with my plastic feet

With my blue velvet trousers, make me feel pink

There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers

In my paisley shirt I look a jerk

And my turquoise waistcoat is quite out of sight

But oh oh my haircut looks so bad

Vegetable man how are you? 



So I've changed my dear, and I find my knees,

And I covered them up with the latest cut,

And my pants and socks all point in a box,

They don't make long of my nylon socks,





The watch, black watch

My watch with a black face

And a big pin, a little hole,

And all the lot is what I got,

It's what I wear, it's what you see,

It must be me, it's what I am,

Vegetable man.



I've been looking all over the place for a place for me,

But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere.

Vegetable man, vegetable man,

He's the kind of person, you just gonna see him if you can,

Vegetable man.