If God had long hair

And a goatee

And if his eyes looked pretty glazed

If He looked spaced out

Would you buy his story?

And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked“

And yeah, yeah, God He smells good“

And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked cannabis

Hit the bung like some of us

Drove a tie-dyed microbus

And he subscribed to Rolling Stone

When God made this place

In the beginning

Did He plant any seeds

Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve

So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake

Was always offering

And yeah, yeah... God rolls great“

And yeah, yeah, God he smells good“

And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked cannabis

Do you suppose he had a buzz

When he made the platypus

When he created earth, our home

Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones

And do you think He rolls His own

Up there in heaven on the throne

And when the saints go marching home

Maybe he just sit and smoke a bone