I took her out it was Friday night   

I wore cologne to get the feeling right   

we started making out and she took off my pants   

but then I turned on the TV   



And that's about the time that she walked away from me   

nobody likes you when you're 23   

and are still more amused by TV shows   

what the hell is a.d.d.?   

my friends say I should act my age   

what's my age again?   

what's my age again?   



Then later on, on the drive home   

I called her mom from a pay phone   

I said I was the cops   

and your husband's in jail   

this state looks down on sodomy 



And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me  

nobody likes you when you're 23  

and are still more amused by prank phone calls  

what the hell is caller ID?  

my friends say I should act my age  

what's my age again?  

what's my age again?  



And that's about the time she walked away from me  

nobody likes you when you're 23  

and you still act like you're in Freshman year  

what the hell is wrong with me?  

my friends say I should act my age  

what's my age again?  



And that's about the time she broke up with me  

no one should take themselves so seriously  

with many years ahead to fall in line  

why would you wish that on me?  

I never want to act my age  

what's my age again?  

What's my age again?