Neighbors, nobody loves you like we do. neighbors, your government has triumphed in finally making you a public fit for the 21st century. never before has a governing body shown so much concern

He economic well-being of it's subjects. today we have insulated you from countless factions who threaten your financial viability; such as the poor; the idealistic foreigners still clinging to t

Childish notions of social welfare; why, you're even kept uninformed of useless propagandist journalism that reports alleged violations of human rights (we all know they wouldn't have been punis

F they hadnt been doing something wrong!!). and who better to dispense such blatantly evident factoids but a self-appointed authority like myself? 



Acid rain is a thing of the past.... too many possible causes, too little significance for our modern thinking public, besides industrial manufacturing is at an all-time low anyway, who needs th

Arrow minded laborers, too many mouths to feed, hehe, and too much burden on the payroll! who needs em here in the land of the free time. some other ass-backward country will give us what we ne

Exploiting it's uneducated children anyway.



The internet has expanded our ability to pacify average americans better than ever by offering fantastical adventures to every corner of the imagination. your home office is the window to your w

And the heart of your social life. such reclusive behavior helps clear the roads and public works from overburden like the lower middle class and others who depend shamelessly on their governme

Oday you are freer than ever to do what you want, provided you can pay for it!



Remember, the first word in usa is us!

We have arrived, neighbors, we are the privileged elite