My folks had me commited just two weeks ago

My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos

Oh and don't you know it hurts

But hey she ain't the first

She ain't the first

I was a teenage bonehead - Yes it's true

I was a teenage bonehead - A-wah-ooh-ooh

I was a teenage bonehead just because of you

My parents kicked me out, I'm sick of them so I don't care

My girl sent me a post card saying "Glad that you're not here"

Oh and don't you know it hurts

But hey she ain't the first

She ain't the first

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She never said goodbye to me, now I sit here wondering

Where she is and what she's eating...

Oh and don't you know it hurts

But hey she ain't the first

She ain't the first

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