They say, "Please, please"



Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I get so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs



There's clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you



Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Lose control, yeah, I'm all over the place



There's clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you



Oh well, you started off with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self made man, yeah, you are

And your friends, they all come calling

Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"

Come on



Well, I'm trying to make some sense of it all

But I can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?

'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore



There's clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you



Well, you started out with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self made man

But and your friends, they all come calling

Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"



Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

Well, I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs



Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you



Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

One more time, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you