Ain't it hard when you stumble, land in some muddy lagoon?

Aww, ain't it hard when you stumble, land in some muddy lagoon?

Now, when it's nine below zero and three o'clock in the afternoon



Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang it in no picture frame

Ain't gonna hang your picture, ain't gonna hang it in a picture frame

Now, I may look like Samuel Gompers, but I feel like Baby Jane



Well, I wish I was in some Australian mountain range

Yeah, I wish I was in some Australian mountain range

Oh, 'cause I got no reason to be there, but I think it'd be some kind of change



I got my dark sunglasses and for good luck my black tooth

Oh, I got my dark sunglasses and for good luck my black tooth

Don't ask me nothin' about nothin' 'cause I just might tell you the truth



I got a man in Jackson and I ain't gonna say his name

I got a man in Jackson and I ain't gonna say his name

Y'know, he's a brown-skinned man but I love him just the same

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