Oh, I love trash! 

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty 

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty 

Yes, I love trash 



I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn 

It's all full of holes and the laces are torn 

A gift from my mother the day I was born 

I love it because it's trash 



Oh, I love trash! 

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty 

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty 

Yes, I love trash 



I have here some newspaper thirteen months old 

I wrapped fish inside it; it's smelly and cold 

But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold! 

I love it because it's trash 



Oh, I love trash! 

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty 

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty 

Yes, I love trash 



I've a clock that won't work 

And an old telephone 

A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone 

And I am delighted to call them my own! 

I love them because they're trash 



Oh, I love trash! 

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty 

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty 

Yes, I love, I love, I love trash!