Announcer: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need

The all-new International Log. Just pull it's twig and you'll turn

Your log into a talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues.

There's French.

French s*** Girl: Allez-vien mon coo-coo!

Annoncer: German.

German Guy: Raspeduch, strudel.

Annoncer: Spanish

Mr. House: Las cucarachas entran pero no peuden slair!

Announcer: Svenish

Sven: I am a bearded lady.

Announcer: And of course New York - ese

New York: Hey, can't you see I'm walking?

Announcer: Yes, log. All nations love Log. So, hurry now

To your local store and be the first in your country to have the

International Log.

Singers

What rolls down stairs,

Alone or in pairs...

Rolls over your neighbor's dog?

What's great for a snack

And fits on your back?

It's Log! Log! Log!

It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og

It's big, it's heavy

It's wood!

It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og

It's better than a bad

It's good!!!

French Girl: Tout le monde aime le Log!

Sven: Yah. It's really fun.

New Yorker: I got your Log righ here.

Singers

Everyone wants a...

Everyone needs a...

You're gonna love it

Log.

Mr. Horse: Yes sir, I like it!