I whistle good

I'm kinda straight

And I can can can have fun



No matter what I do

I've always assumed that

I can't go on sucking on my thumb



Sifting through my toys

Resting at my door

After thinking that I couldn't read

Sitting on the porch

And waiting for porno

While sucking on my damn fugi



I don't know why

I just want to die

And here's 2 bucks for you

This is the part where I should really part

But I guess I've got nothing to do



I don't know why

I just want to die

And here's 2 bucks for you

This is the part where I should really part

But I guess I've got nothing to do



What'd our grandma think of me

All that I've got to do

Guess I should its a wonder



My breath

its how the streets cave in everyday



Oh how the antelopes

Tom's thumb just walked right through my nose



What'd our grandma think of me

All that I've got to do

Guess I should its a wonder