I could take the pitchfork from the devil

Keep a super suit like I'm incredible

From the deep, blue sea to the dark blue sky

I'm the baddest man alive

I'd grab a crocodile by his tail

Handcuff the judge, and put a guy to jail

Make the meanest woman break down and cry

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive

I take no measure, I take no jive

Sometimes I feel like I can fly

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive



I'm bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good

Say my name three times, and you knock on wood,

Candy man hoops, I tell rise your hood

Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should

I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger

Take a gasoline bath and I walk through fire

Bear hugger grizzly, suck milk from a titty

Take the soldier hat from its head and use it for a Frisbee

Spit in the crocodile face, have a menage a trois with two female apes

And sleep in the bad boy butcher knifes

I drank honey straight from the beehive

Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked

Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked

I'm the baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die

When the grim reaper come I look him right in his eye

I plus up in the face of the witch of the East

Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth

I'm the man who stole the golden fleece

I date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast

The baddest man alive and I don't plan to die



I'm the baddest man alive

I take no measure, I take no jive

Sometimes I feel like I can fly

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive