I'm selling records 

What is it that you do?

Sitting in your mama's basement with a shiatsu

Peanut butter on your dick

Right hand going click

With your left hand giving you a rim job

So now you wanna talk about me

Who's name is on the marque

You hate everything that you can't be

I've heard enough! 



You're just a sell-out, turn-coat rockstar! 

Pussy, poser popstar! 



Because you're nothing but a wannabe

You're so easy when you're faceless

Why don't you focus on your misery?

Instead of focusing on me



So number two, that's right 

What is it you're rolling?

Now that your mama's Ford Focus got stolen

Well, it don't matter 'cause you got nowhere to go

So back to the hating, frantic masturbating

So now you wanna talk about me

You know the songs that you download for free

You hate everything that you can't be

I've heard enough! 



You're just a sell-out, turn-coat popstar! 

Pussy, poser rockstar! 



Because you're nothing but a wannabe

You're so easy when you're faceless

Why don't you focus on your misery?

Instead of focusing on me



So number two that's right 

What is it you're rolling?

Now that your mama's Ford Focus got stolen

But, it don't matter 'cause you got nowhere to go

So back to the hating, frantic masturbating

So now you wanna talk about me

So now you wanna talk about me



(Solo)



Because you're nothing but a wannabe

It's so easy when you're faceless

Why don't you focus on your misery?

Instead of focusing on me



Nothing but a wannabe

It's so easy when you're faceless

Why don't you focus on your misery?

Instead of focusing on me



I'm selling records 

What is it that you do?

Sitting in your mama's basement

I'm selling records 

What is it that you do?

Selling records