I met her in a club down in old Soho

Where you drink champagne

It tastes just like Coca Cola, C-O-L-A cola



She walked up to me and she asked me to dance

I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice

She said Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola, L-L-Lola



Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy

But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine

Oh my Lola, L-L-Lola



Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand

Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man

Oh my Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola



Well, we drank champagne and danced all night

Under electric candlelight

She picked me up and sat me on her knee

And said, "Dear boy, won't you come home with me?"



Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy

But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola

L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola



I pushed her away, I walked to the door

I fell to the floor, I got down on my knees

Then I looked at her and she at me



That's the way that I want it to stay

I always want it to be that way for my Lola, L-L-Lola



Girls will be boys and boys will be girls

It's a mixed up muddled up, shook up world

Except for Lola, L-L-Lola



Well, I left home just a week before

And I'd never ever kissed a woman before

But Lola smiled and took me by the hand

And said, "Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man"



Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man

But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man

And so is Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola



Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola



Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola