Put down your chainsaw and listen to me

It's time for us to join in the fight

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys

It's time to let the bedbugs bite



You better put all your eggs in one basket

You better count your chickens before they hatch

You better sell some wine before it's/its time

You better find yourself an itch to scratch



You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around

Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan



Talk with your mouth full

Bite the hand that feeds you

Bite on more than you chew

What can you do

Dare to be stupid



Take some wooden nickles

Look for Mr. Goodbar

Get your mojo working now

I'll show you how

You can dare to be stupid



You can turn the other cheek

You can just give up the ship

You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip



Dare to be stupid

It's so easy to do

Dare to be stupid

We're all waiting for you

Let's go



It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill

So can I have a volunteer

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk

Now it's time for crying in your beer



Settle down, raise a family, join the P-T-A

Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet

And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away

It's OK, you can dare to be stupid



It's like spitting on a fish

It's like barking up a tree

It's like I said you gotta buy one if you want to get one free



Dare to be stupid (yes)

Why don't you dare to be stupid

It's so easy to do

Dare to be stupid

We're all waiting for you

Dare to be stupid



Burn your candle at both ends

Look a gift horse in the mouth

Mashed potatoes can be your friends



You can be a coffee achiever

You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver

The future's up to you

So what you gonna do



Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

What did I say

Dare to be stupid

Tell me, what did I say

Dare to be stupid

It's alright

Dare to be stupid

We can be stupid all night

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Shout it out loud

Dare to be stupid

I can't hear you

Dare to be stupid

OK, I can hear you now

Dare to be stupid

Let's go, Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid