Album  by:  Transylvania  90210

Artist  by:  Wednesday  13

merry  christmas  ho  ho  ho

i＇ll  be  six  feet  under  the  snow

jingle  bells  along  the  way

i＇m  a  dead  motherfucker  and  i＇m  counting  my  days

i＇ve  been  too  naughty  i  forgot  to  be  nice

i  guess  violence  is  my  vice

so  check  your  santa  list  and  check  it  twice

i＇m  a  dead  motherfucker  all  right

i＇ll  be  buried  by  christmas

(all  i  want  for  christmas  is  a  custom  fit  casket

with  a  black  velvet  interior

oh  yeah  and  a  bucket  of  chicken)

seasons  beatings  and  a  jolly  farewell

by  christmas  eve  i＇ll  be  rotting  so  well

in  a  one  horse  open  sleigh

straight  to  hell  laughing  all  the  way

i＇ve  been  too  naughty  i  forgot  to  be  nice

i  guess  violence  is  my  vice

so  check  your  santa  list  and  check  it  twice

i＇m  a  dead  motherfucker  all  right

(santa  if  you＇re  out  there

and  if  you  can  hear  me

your  fat  ass  better  have  me  a  freshly  du  grave)