Lyrics:

Please allow me
to introduce myself
My name is Spencer
but you can call me
what you wanna.

I live in a house
on a street in a town
with some people I know
and a bunny
named Rowboat

I got a shirt and some pants
and some shoes and a hat
and a mouth and a nose
cuz I抦 cool like that

Now I guess you know
all there is to know about me?.

I抦 new in this town
would ya show me around?
I抦 trying to find a place
where the good times get wasted

cuz I抦 facing a boredom
that borders on horrible

Can we order some alcohol please?

Every now and then
I take a look around myself and think
God, I抦 such a tourist

Other times
I take a look around myself
(at times like right now)
and I have to feel lucky
for the kindness of strangers
like you

I only bring it up because
you look like you might
wanna hand someone somethin

I only brought it up
because you look like you might
wanna hand somebody somethin

and it shouldn抰 be me

Please, allow me
to buy you another one.
A Long Island Ice Tea
for the pretty lady
a whiskey and water for me

I抦 not very good at
playin the piano
But nobody抯 here
and they抳e got a piano

And I抣l play a song for you..

I got
one about a lonely guy
and one that抯 just a lullaby
But all my songs are all about
how much I hated
the women that I dated

before I came to this place

I抦 new in this town
would ya show me around?
I抦 tryin to find a place
where the good times get wasted

cuz I抦 faced with a boredom
that borders on horrible

Can we order some alcohol please?

Every now and then
I take a look around myself and think
God, I抦 such a tourist.

Other times I take a look around myself
and have to feel lucky
for the things I抳e been handed
cuz there抳e been a lot..
A lot of things I抳e been handed
I抳e dropped
a lot of the things

I only bring it up because
you look like you might wanna
hand somebody somethin

I only bring it up because
you look like you might wanna
hand somebody somethin

and it shouldn抰 be me