I used to be such a welfare stoner

I used to be such a twilight zoner

I used to be such a moneybumming boozer

I used to be such a masochistic schmoozer

But now I'm worldwide-

you know that I made it

I'm above the law -

I'm the zillion dollar sadist

What do you want for nothing baby

What do you for free

I tell you what you need,

it's some Hanky-action baby

I wanna hear you scream in denim ecstasy

But now I'm worldwide-

you know that I made it

I'm above the law -

I'm the zillion dollar sadist

take it to the bridge

I promise fun

To all and everyone

no questions asked

it's gonna be great

a new dimension of joy

Do anything you wanna do.