eat with the left

wipe with the right

eat with the left

wipe with the right



look at your ink

and all you can paint

up inside me



the bite

that presses down

the pillow on your mouth



i lie tonight

squirming on and on

and the radio plays



tonight

we never

never

should have played make believe



you rub me so wrong

rub me so wrong

please keep your clothes on

keep your clothes on



you rub me so wrong

rub me so wrong

pee with a south paw



and the radio plays



what's that?

the thing on your lip

you got

some shit

hanging off your lip



just bite it off

and save yourself

the embarrassment



and the radio plays

radio plays!



on and on and on and on and on

radio plays



you rub me so wrong

rub me so wrong

please keep your clothes on

keep your clothes on



you rub me so wrong

rub me so wrong

pee with a south paw



eat with the left

wipe with the right

eat with the left

wipe with the right