I am so fucking rock

 I am so goddamn rock

 I am so motherfucking rock

 x5

 

 Don’t you know you wanna rock it with me?

 

 If you came expecting a burlesque show

 With girls in nipple tassels and a flying trapeze

 I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to disappoint you

 You should have read your program more carefully

 

 If you came expecting liturgical dancing

 With new interpretations of the story of Moses

 I’m sorry but I think you will be disappointed

 You’ve made an error during the booking process

 

 But if you came to see me

 I’m really happy that you achieved your intention

 Cos' it's all very well to live in the moment

 But planning is important is you want to achieve your goals

 And maybe have some savings when you're old

 

 I am so fucking rock

 I am so Goddamn rock

 I am so motherfucking rock (rock x5)

 

 I worked very hard for my rock n roll hair

 I get it chemically straightened and I style it for hours

 And I worked very hard for a rock n roll face

 I’ve got the kooky contact lenses and the girly mascara

 

 But there is something deeper inside

 Something that the mask I wear can't hide

 

 I paid lots of money for this big piano

 And the fancy, fancy lights to make me look like Michael Jackson

 I paid lots of money for this bohemian coat

 And the fact I don’t wear shoes is just an affectation

 

 But there is something deeper inside

 Something that this costume cannot hide

 Something from a distance you won't see

 Something fundamentally me

 

 I am so fucking rock

 I am so goddamn rock

 I am so motherfucking rock.

 

 Fucking rock, fucking, goddamn rock, goddamn, motherfucking rock, fucking

 Don’t you know you wanna rock it with me

 

 I am so fucking rock

 I am so goddamn rock

 I am so motherfucking rock.

 Don’t you know you wanna rock it with me?

 x5

 Rock it with me!

 Rock it with me!