It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to

Fuck you, it's my birthday

A special holiday only for me, so do what I say

It's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave

Fuck you, it's not your birthday, so do what I say



For 24 hours, you're wishing me well, 364 days I'm in hell

Oh well

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me

Alone on my birthday



I'm going to Denny's 10 times today, no tip!

It's my birthday, so do what I say

Thanks mom didn't have an abortion

Or my birthday wouldn't be today

But I guess it's just my good fortune, my birthday's today, ok



For 24 hours you're wishing me well, 364 days I'm in hell

Oh well

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me

Spank me!

Oh well

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me



I can't believe you forgot my birthday

It's my birthday and you're wrecking it

Now it's just like every other day, you didn't do what I say

How could you forget my birthday?

That's really immature

Fuck you for forgettin my birthday, you didn't you what I say today



24 hours, no wishing well, now 365 days, I'm in hell, oh well

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me