I was walking with a friend of mine 

 Doing nothing just a passin' time 

 Got a notion that'll do you good 

 Eat a pizza down in hollywood 

 In the alley behind the laundromat 

 Stab the motherfucker in the back! 

 

 Marlon Brando & Jimmy Dean 

 Stupid clowns didn't mean a thing 

 I don't really care if he was gay, 

 Was he cuter than Doris Day 

 With his shoes and his tailored slacks 

 Stab the motherfucker in the back!