Well, I don't know why I came here, tonight

I've got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs



Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right

Here I am

Stuck in the middle with you



Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place



Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right

Here I am

Stuck in the middle with you



Well, you started out with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your family all come calling

Slap you on the back and say

Please... 

Please... 



Trying to make some sense of it all

But I can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor

'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore



Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right

Here I am

Stuck in the middle with you



Well, you started out with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your family all come calling

Slap you on the back and say

Please... 

Please... 



Well, I don't know why I came here, tonight

I've got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs



Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right

Here I am

Stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you

Here I am

Stuck in the middle with you