Can't  give  you  a  reason  to  take  yourself

So  seriously

But  I'll  give  you  a  way  to  enjoy  yourself

Come  over  here  with  me

You  say  you  don't  wanna  leave  your  house

Feelin'  sad  and  blue

Well  here's  a  reason  to  change  your  mind

You're  invited  -  dog  party  -  come  on  in

Well  I  said  you're  invited  -  dog  party

Bring  a  dog  or  your  ugly  girlfriend

You're  invited  -  dog  party  -  come  on  in

You're  invited  -  dog  party

We'll  drop  the  meat  you  bring  in  the  sand

And  throw  it  on  the  grill

I'll  bring  my  own  that  you  won't  have

But  I  think  your  sister  will

Got  a  stud  wants  to  meet  your  bitch

If  nature  has  it's  way

It  don't  mean  we're  related  no,  no,  no