I, I'm good at wasting time

我 我擅长浪费时间



I think lyrics need to rhyme

我认为歌词需要押韵



And you're not asking

虽然你没有问



But I'm trying to grow a moustache

但我试着去养小胡子(上嘴唇的那种)



I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please

我吃奶酪 但仅仅限于披萨上的 拜托啦



And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla

有时会吃自家制的炸玉米粉饼(一种墨西哥食品,以干酪等为馅)上的奶酪



Otherwise it smells like feet to me

其他途径的奶酪闻起来跟脚臭一样(...)



And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail

我 我真的很喜欢月牙形的月亮



And I love you when you say my name

我也很爱你叫我名字



If you wanna know

如果你想知道



Here it goes

好吧我现在开始



Gonna tell you this

我将会告诉你



The part of me that'll show if you're close

对你展示我的喜恶 如果你愿意靠近我的话



Gonna let you see everything

我将会给你看我的所有



But remember that you asked for it

但记住 这是你问我要的~



I'll try to do my best to impress

我会尽最大努力去给你留下深刻印象



But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest

但这会简单一些 如果你将剩下的部分猜出来 =D



But you wanna hear what lives in my brain

但如果你想要听我大脑里的声音



My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?

亲爱的 你会要求去聆听么?



At times confusing, slightly amusing

有时会很令人困扰呢 也有些有趣



Introducing me

这样 介绍我自己



Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to

Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to

La la la la

La la la la la la la la, da



I never trust a dog to watch my food

我从不信任狗狗看我的食物



And I like to use to the word "dude"

而且我喜欢用 家伙 这个词 (dude和guy一样 就像中文里你叫 喂一样)



As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective

把dude用作名词 副词 或者形容词



And I've never really been into cars

我从未对汽车特别感兴趣



I like really cool guitars and superheroes

我喜欢特别酷的吉他和超级英雄



And checks with lots of zeros on 'em

恩 我还喜欢面额大的支票 



I love the sound of violins

我喜欢小提琴的声音



And making someone smile

我也喜欢 让人微笑 (这里指那个女生 忘了她叫什么名字了)



If you wanna know

如果你想知道



Here it goes

好吧我现在开始



Gonna tell you this

我将会告诉你



The part of me that'll show if you're close

对你展示我的喜恶 如果你愿意靠近我的话



Gonna let you see everything

我将会给你看我的所有



But remember that you asked for it

但记住 这是你问我要的~



I'll try to do my best to impress

我会尽最大努力去给你留下深刻印象



But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest

但这会简单一些 如果你将剩下的部分猜出来 =D



But you wanna hear what lives in my brain

但如果你想要听我大脑里的声音



My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?

亲爱的 你会要求去聆听么?



At times confusing, slightly amusing

有时会很令人困扰呢 也有些有趣

Introducing me

这样 介绍我自己





Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to

好吧 你可能已经知道的比你曾经想要知道的多了

So be careful when you ask next time

所以啊 下次再问我的时候要小心哦



So if you wanna know

Here it goes

Gonna tell you this

The part of me that'll show if you're close

Gonna let you see everything

But remember that you asked for it

I'll try to do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain

My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?

At times confusing, hopefully amusing

Introducing me



Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to

Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to

Doo doo doo doo



Introducing me