My  car  is  a  PIECE  OF  SHIT!

Wanna  drive  you  off  a  cliff

Watch  you  crash  into  a  ravine

For  the  things  you  did  to  me,  you...

STUPID  CAR!

I  wanna  make  myself  a  pipe  bomb

Blow  your  damn  engine  back  to  hell

Where  I  know  you＇re  from.

Piece  of  CRAP!

You  aren＇t  even  worth  the  tow

To  a  junkyard  or  a  place

Where  you＇d  sit  and  lay  to  waste,  I...

WISH  YOU＇D  DIE!

Oh  never  mind,  you  always  do.

Could  you  tell  me  how  much  longer  it  will  be

Until  I＇m  rid  of  you?

I  wish  that  you＇d  just  get  hit  by  lightning  (or  something)

My  confidence  in  you  is  sold  with  every  part  I  buy

I  guess  I＇m  just  a  sucker  with  a  lemon

So  pucker  up  and  kiss  another  paycheck  goodbye!

You  leak  more  than  a  newborn  baby

I  change  you  oil  all  the  time  but  still  you  need  some  more

Your  fluid  puddles  come  in  assorted  colors

Such  wondrous  variety  of  problems  galore

Will  there  be  a  time

When  I  know  I  can  drive

Without  my  car  breaking  down?

And  will  I  ever  see

It  start  consistently

Without  the  pain  and  the  suffering

(Stupid  fucking  car)

My  car  is  a  PIECE  OF  SHIT!

I  ought  to  give  you  a  swift  kick

In  the  muffler,  in  the  tire

Or  where  ever  I  desire  you...

STUPID  CAR!

You  never  get  me  very  far  when

You  decide  driving  to  the  store  is  a  mortal  sin

PIECE  OF  CRAP!

I  guess  you  want  a  piece  of  me

Since  you＇re  leaving  all  your  pieces

In  the  middle  of  the  street

You  heap  of  JUNK!

I  don＇t  know  what  I＇m  gonna  do

I  just  hope  that  I  don＇t  have  to  take  another  day  of  driving  you

I  swear  you  must  be  older  than  my  grandma  (and  she＇s  dead)

The  fact  you  run  at  all  is  quite  a  mystery  to  me

Your  miles  are  approaching  seven  digits

May  God  have  mercy  on  the  soul  that＇s  holding  the  key

I＇m  guess  I＇m  just  a  little  angry

But  for  some  reason,  getting  stranded  kinda  chaps  my  hide.

You  probably  think  I＇m  slightly  overreacting

Has  your  car  ever  made  you  think  about  suicide?

Will  there  be  a  time

When  I  know  I  can  drive

Without  my  car  breaking  down?

And  will  I  ever  see

It  start  consistently

Without  the  pain  and  the  suffering

Will  there  be  a  time

When  I  know  I  can  drive

Without  my  car  breaking  down  on  me?

And  will  I  ever  see

It  start  consistent...

What  the...?

C＇mon...  give  me  a  break!

Alright...  PEICE  OF  SHIT!!

DIE!!!!

AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!